New Action Figure Makes Trump Ridiculous Again

“Make action figures great again."

9.1.2016

Leftists have been tripping over themselves to create the latest and greatest in making Trump look ridiculous again. First came the naked Trump portrait, then the naked Trump statue, and now here comes the (thankfully) clothed Trump action figure.

Erected by product and design company FCTRY – the same that made the popular Bernie Sanders action figures – the new Trump "over re-action figure" features the real-estate mogul flipping the bird with his "Twitter-sized hands approved by little Marco Rubio" while scowling rather constipatedly in the process.

Based in Brooklyn, New York, the company has already accepted pre-orders and will begin production if its $15,000 goal is met by November. They have already passed the halfway mark.

"Make action figures great again," says the pre-sale page. "We’ve been making lame, sissy action figures for years but now we are finally ready to take presidential toymaking to the next level. We are proud to introduce the new Donald Trump Action Figure – literally the greatest action figure ever made!" A model graphic of the doll accompanied by tongue-in-cheek captions can be seen below:

Taking its final dig at Trump, FCTRY has also pledged to put five percent of the doll's proceeds to the non-profit Border Angels, whom they describe as "a pretty questionable charity that … provides illegal Mexican immigrants with drinking water and medical assistance."