Crazy Ex-Girlfriend's 'Period SexAnthem'

Not for the faint of heart. Or anyone with a shred of decency, for that matter.

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Feminists have a sick fascination with two things – periods and vaginas – and seem to think that speaking about them all the time, and wearing costumes fashioned after them, will somehow bolster their chances of winning the war on the patriarchy.

The latest example of this comes via the show Crazy Ex-Girlfriend, which this week featured a “Period Sex Anthem” about the normally private act of menstrual sex, as if it needs to be brought out into the light of day. 

From Jezebel:

Rachel Bloom’s Crazy Ex-Girlfriend has managed to cover a wide variety of topics that most basic cable TV shows struggle to deal with or entirely ignore, but there’s one that the CW simply wasn’t willing to air: having sex while menstruating.

Bloom does sing a few great suggestions for period sex, some I was familiar with, like “put a towel down,” and some that are more revelatory, like “pretend it’s cherry lube.” Also, very interesting that Bloom ends with apologizing for ruining the sheets. In my opinion, when decide to ride the crimson wave, you’re aware you might get splashed. No apologies.

That's Jezebel.com for you: unapologetically tasteless.

The video features the Crazy Ex-Girlfriend star singing the "anthem" alongside clips of the show in which characters words are spliced together to form the phrase "period sex." Lyrics below, but be forewarned -- they're gross:

Period sex, period sex

Put down a towel, party till

It’s dry with some

Period sex, period sex

Think of it as just mother

Nature’s juice cleanse

Period sex, period sex

It’s a little gross but i’m less

Likely to get pregnant during

Period sex, period sex

It must be summer ‘cause

We’re gonna slip and slide into some

Period sex, period sex

If you’re grossed out, let’s

Pretend it’s cherry lube

Period sex, period sex

It’s not weird it’s just

Another kind of lip gloss

Period sex, period sex

You don’t get to say let me

Just put it in your butt

Are those sheets expensive?

I'll venmo ya back for your

Shee-ee-eeets

I hope you can get those

Sheets again

And that the particular type

Of brand hasn’t been

Discontinued on macys.com

Lyrics ain't what they used to be. Ira Gershwin is spinning in his grave.

Abortion 'Travel Agents' Now a Thing "Planning an abortion in Texas is totally overwhelming."

Abortion 'Travel Agents' Now a Thing

"Planning an abortion in Texas is totally overwhelming."

1.31.2017 

 

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When thinking about all the reasons to book a travel agent, abortion doesn’t necessarily come to mind, but that’s just exactly what Natalie St. Claire does: “help women navigate the roads (and the rules)” to terminate their children, according to Yahoo News.

St. Claire’s newfound job came as a result of pro-life initiatives in Texas, with “more than half of the 40-plus abortion clinics” closing due to passage of House Bill 2 last June.

“More than 40% of Texas women lived in a county without a provider as of 2014,” reports Yahoo. “A quarter of those women surveyed lived more than two hours — 139 miles — from the nearest provider.”

Since traveling those distances severely increase the cost of an abortion, St. Claire and her nonprofit Fund Texas Choice saw a sharp increase in women seeking her skills as an “abortion travel agent.”

In an interview with Refinery 29, St. Claire explained her job’s purpose:

If a woman needs to find a clinic or a fund to pay for the procedure, I can help. I book everything they need: bus, hotel. If they need an Uber for something, I get them an Uber. If they need to reschedule, I give them the resources. It’s a lot of texting. And faxing. As a millennial, I was not prepared to have a job full of faxing. But that’s the only way a hotel accepts for you to pay for someone else. I think that traditionally the word would be case manager, but it’s much looser than that. I’m more of a really annoying travel buddy who you can be in contact with while you get your abortion."

Traveling is always stressful, even if you’re going on a vacation. But planning an abortion in Texas is totally overwhelming. [H.B. 2] created chaos across the board for all Texans just trying to get anywhere to get an abortion. People who lived right next to a clinic would have to go four hours away to a different city in Texas, because their clinic was closed that week for some reason. It was a total mess. Understanding how the laws work is super complicated — by design. You need to find an open clinic that can take you. And it’s expensive. The average trip we plan costs $500. On top of that, women need to get time off of work; if they’re students, time off of school; find child care that they can afford, coordinate bringing a companion. Just having travel checked off that very long list is a relief.

Whoopi: Maybe the Taliban Started OutLike Trump

Mensa.

1.31.2017 

 

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"Is America becoming like the Taliban?" Or more pointedly, "Did the Taliban start out like Donald Trump?"

The inquiring, if deranged, minds of The View want to know. 

Last week it was Hitler, this week the Trump administration is no different from the Taliban. Host Whoopi Goldberg's logic for the comparison? Telling the media to "shut up" is akin to lobbing off people's heads. 

"We keep hearing about terrorists hating about American values," she began. "We had this conversation yesterday. Let me ask you now, we have had a leader who's repeatedly demeaned women, wants to defund organizations that benefit women, calling on the media to shut up, specifically wants to give preferential treatment based on religion, are these values really much different than the Taliban's?"

​No, Whoopi. It's no different at all. And to prove it, how about you hop the next plane to Kabul, spend a while, then come back and report your findings to us?

To explain her theory, Whoopi posited that the Taliban may not have become"the" Taliban, as we know it, overnight. Maybe they started out just like Trump. 

"Maybe they didn't start out chopping people's heads off, maybe they started out differently," The View host reasoned. Yeah, like whipping their wives and cutting off the hands of thieves - all gateway drugs that could lead to only one place: mass-decapitations. 

"I'm asking it, it feels like it's tricky. Because we're saying to people, here are our American values and then we're saying on the same token stuff that sounds like the stuff we're fighting. So that’s why I pose the question."

The rest of the show's brain trust added their two cents, with Joy Behar concluding that the entire Republican party might reflect Trump's values, which in turn reflect Taliban values.  

The clip is featured above for your viewing pleasure, or, displeasure, depending on how humorous you find these cackling harpies.

(h/t: Newsbusters)

Pelosi to Yemeni Refugee: 'Your Family is Suffering Because Our President is Reckless'

"Abraham Lincoln probably has tears in his eyes too." Huh?

2.1.2017 

 

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During her CNN town hall Tuesday night, House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi took a question from an "artist/activist" named Bushra, claiming to be a Yemeni refugee, about President Donald Trump‘s recent refugee and immigration order.

Bushra said that the order, which has the left in a frenzy of Islamophilia, prevented her mother from being able to get into the United States. Bushra then attempted to read a question from her phone, asking what Democratic leadership can do to help “ensure that more families are not torn apart.”

She stumbled several times over the wording of the question, as if it was the first time she had read it. Did someone else write it for her? Nevertheless, the studio audience gave her a big round of applause.

Pelosi answered by saying, “Your family is suffering because our president is reckless, reckless, and his administration is incompetent."

That too got a round of applause.

"How and why they did this is because they’re grand illusionists.” Seriously? The Democratic Party calling Republicans grand illusionists? The lack of self-awareness is jaw-dropping.

Then Pelosi went on about how it is un-Christian not to accept strangers, "as the Bible says," into our country, and how the Statue of Liberty and Abraham Lincoln have tears in their eyes. Pelosi and the left are fond of referencing God, the Bible, and Christianity when it suits their political agenda; otherwise they consider Christians bitter clingers.

Check out the video embedded in the tweet below, if you can stand to listen to Pelosi's lies:

H/t Mediaite

Nets Attack... Gorsuch's Mom Just throwing it all at the wall and seeing what sticks.

Nets Attack... Gorsuch's Mom

Just throwing it all at the wall and seeing what sticks.

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The mainstream media are busy working various angles in their attempt to discredit President Donald Trump's Supreme Court pick, Judge Neil Gorsuch. While much of the Left focuses on the judge's defense of Hobby Lobby and other cases in which he's defended religious liberty, some networks are instead honing in on Gorsuch's... mom. 

Judge Gorsuch's mother, Anne Gorsuch Burford, was head of the EPA under Ronald Reagan, but because she cut the agency's budget by 22 percent and streamlined its staff, the Left was none-too-pleased.

Newsbusters scoured the big networks to measure how each invoked Gorsuch's mother to suggest he comes from a long-line of far-right "radicals."

On Monday’s Andrea Mitchell Reports, Pete Williams reminded veteran journalist Andrea Mitchell of Neil Gorsuch’s family line: “[He is the] son of someone you know, Andrea.” 

Mitchell retorted, “Very controversial. We should not visit the controversies of the mother on the son.” On February 16, 1983, the New York Times trashed the elder Gorsuch in the opinion section with this headline: "Mrs. Gorsuch Pollutes the E.P.A.”

After Neil Gorsuch's nomination went public on Tuesday night, Rachel Maddow on MSNBC played video of Gorsuch’s mom at the EPA. She ranted, “Judge Gorsuch's family has a famous political history because his mom ran the EPA for Ronald Reagan in a tenure that ended really, really badly and is a fascinating story. But that was his mom.” 

During The 11th Hour, Brian Williams reminded, “Gorsuch is the son of Ronald Reagan's controversial head of the EPA.” 

Andrea Mitchell and Pete Williams also invoked Anne Gorsuch Burford. 

"Neil Gorsuch from Denver, fourth generation Colorado," Williams began. 

"Son of someone you know, Andrea, Anne Gorsuch Burford, who was the head of the EPA under Ronald Reagan." 

To which Mitchell replied, "very controversial" but you know,  "we should not visit the controversies of the mother on the son."

But while we're "not visiting" them, let's make sure to say they are "controversial."

Bruce Bawer Moment: Celebrating a Murderess at the Women’s March.

The “feminist” howls of rage in support of kidnapper, torturer and murderer, Donna Hylton.

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This new special edition of The Glazov Gang presents The Bruce Bawer Momenthosted by Bruce Bawer, the author of The Victims’ Revolution and a contributor toFrontpagemag.com.

Bruce discusses Celebrating a Murderess at the Women’s March, analyzing the “feminist” howls of rage in support of kidnapper, torturer and murderer, Donna Hylton.

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The People's Cube: New Social Justice Drink: Starbucks White Snowflake Smoothie

"Nothing says 'smash white privilege' more than buying a $5 latte with a million other white people."

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From our friends at the brilliant satirical site The People's Cube: their thoughts on Starbucks and refugees...

Reciprocating Trump's #MuslimBan, the CEO of Starbucks has vowed to start a campaign of discrimination against US citizens by hiring 10,000 Muslim refugees instead of the usual local applicants as baristas.

This, in turn, was immediately reciprocated by a call to #BoycottStarbucks by Trump supporters, who claim that Starbucks is an overhyped watering hole for pompous white Subaru-driving liberals in yoga pants. That is an outrageously divisive statement because it excludes unicyclists and Prius drivers, whose vehicles are equipped with three turn signals: a left turn signal, a right turn signal, and a supersized virtue signal.

Lately Starbucks has also become a home for fragile social justice warriors, also known as precious snowflakes who symbolize today's First World struggles.

Every one of them is a unique, fragile, and complex mechanism for turning five-dollar latte into urine. Loyal to this growing customer base, whose only ambition in life is to smash racism, sexism, fascism, capitalism, and white privilege, Starbucks has unveiled a new drink called "White Snowflake Smoothie" because nothing says "smash white privilege" more than buying a $5 latte with a million other white people.

It is true that this announcement by Starbucks has caused its stock to dive:
 

On the bright side, the Starbucks business model is guaranteed to flourish for at least eight more years, as long as the Starbucks CEO continues to tell his anti-fascist customers that Donald Trump is a fascist pig.

In the works is a promotional campaign involving the pictures of Martin Luther King Jr. and other civil rights leaders raising cups of Caffé Latte, Caramel Frappuccino, and other signature Starbucks beverages. However, the corporate leaders still haven't found a good slogan that wouldn't be perceived as racist by their easily triggered customers.