Louis C.K. Endorses Hillary: 'Tough B–tch Mother,' 'Takes Care of Sh–t'

He's with her.

11.2.2016

What is it with left-leaning comedians and their ceaseless profanity?

Comedian Louis C.K. will be voting for Hillary Clinton this election, calling her a "tough b–tch mother" who "takes care of sh–t."

In an appearance on Conan O'Brien Tuesday night, the 49-year-old jokester – who previously said he wanted to rub his "father’s c*ck all over Sarah Palin’s fat t*ts" – praised "Crooked Hillary" as America's "first mother," enthusiastically singing her praises as if the FBI probe into her use of private email server never happened.

"I’d take her over anybody," he told O’Brien. "To me, it’s really exciting to have the first mother in the White House. It’s not about the first woman, it’s about the first mom. Because a mother just does it. She feeds you and teaches you, protects you. She takes care of sh–t."

On the issue of Hillary's well-documented corruption, C.K. flippantly dismissed it, even going so far to say America needed that kind of person in power. A "tough b–tch mother" type, not someone just "likeable or cool anymore," but a "two-faced, conniving, crazy… somebody who’s just got a million schemes."

"We need just a tough b–tch mother who nobody likes and who just does sh–t," he added. "So this is my feeling overall: I think if you vote for Hillary, you’re a grown-up. If you vote for Trump, you’re a sucker. If you don’t vote for anybody, you’re an asshole."

Hillary has since responded to C.K.'s rather colorful endorsement with enthusiasm, even though he called her a "tough b–itch mother," which would be outrageously sexist if anyone on the right made such a statement.